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Lavender Oil?

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Could something as simple and common as lavender oil help ward off bed bugs while you sleep? I’ve heard stranger things. An article from last July in the First Post, a British online magazine included a personal testimony from a Briton who encountered bed bugs while on holiday in Germany and recommended lavender oil spray, although he didn’t specify whether to spray it on yourself or in your room or bed.

Don’t think that booking into a five-star hotel will offer you protection. Earlier this year, a US lawyer sued a luxury hotel in London after he and his wife had been badly bitten. A better – and cheaper – alternative is never to go anywhere without a lavender oil spray: apparently, it’s the one thing the little bastards can’t stand.-unknown bloke

How did this guy know to use lavender spray? Was this discovery simply the result of dumb luck, as was the case with the invention of the microwave ovens and silly putty? Perhaps his wife was burning lavender oil candles (you know how women love that aromatherapy stuff) from an oil lamp or something and they noticed how the bed bugs in their hotel room reacted to the scent. It has been well documented that bed bugs can smell each other’s pheromones, fecal matter and even dried human blood; they very well could have smelled the lavender oil as well.

I will try burning lavender oil in my own oil lamp (it’s actually M’s oil lamp) to see exactly how well this works. However, I don’t have nearly as many bed bugs as I used to (I see maybe one or two live ones a month these days) so if anyone else could conduct this little experiment in their own bed bug-infested homes and share the findings with the rest of the class, I would very much appreciate it.

By the way, I did receive my new mattress from Sleepy’s the day after ordering it, and to my surprise I did not have to wrap it in a plastic drop cloth. The mattress came sealed (with a small air pocket, unfortunately) in a tough plastic whose durability is similar if not superior to that of a plastic drop cloth. They really are the mattress professionals! However, I do remember the salesman telling me that all mattresses sold by Sleepy’s have a 10-year warranty; I suspect that 10-year warranty is considered void if that protective plastic seal is broken.

I really did like the inflatable mattresses, but it’s much nicer to have worry-free sex on a conventional mattress secure in the knowledge that the mattress won’t spring a leak and break down.

Happy Valentine’s Day, by the way!

Who Wants To Laugh?

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

With all the crying many of you are doing as you throw out your beloved bed bug-ridden furniture, I’m sure you can all use a good laugh.

The following is an article I found in The Spoof!, a publication featuring outrageously made-up news, kind of the British version of The Onion. This particular article showcases a new strain of bed bug that resembles a lobster.

Here’s one hilarious quote:

These super-bugs thrive on crisps and of course the lower orders are always eating food in bed, and as they always buy shite for their kids and that, then it’s no surprise that this plague is getting totally out of hand.”

In case you’re wondering, “crisps” are what English people call potato chips because “chips” are what they call french fries. “Feckers” is, well, replace the first e with a u and you’ll figure it out. “Shite”? Remove the e and you will have the American translation. “Council estates” I imagine refers to public housing, and the “lower orders” means lower-class people.

Enjoy!