Archive for the ‘bug bites’ Category

Menage a Trois (not the cool kind)

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

I knew I’d come in contact with a live bed bug in my home sooner or later, but not like this.

Before yesterday, I hadn’t seen a live bed bug in my home for about a month, which is why I didn’t have much to blog about. But yesterday M and I were engaged in foreplay on the bed [we had misplaced our clothes ;) ] and we were kissing when she stopped and told me I had a small brown bed bug on my cheek. Using her fingernails as tweezers she expertly plucked it off my face, and apparently the bug’s beak was still penetrating my flesh because it stung a bit as she jerked it off (the bed bug, not me).

Unfortunately, M and I are not swingers, so we instead invited our little go-in-between to a friendly game of Bed Bug Barbecue. Needless to say, the romantic mood was shot and we got dressed faster than a john in a haunted whorehouse.

My only dilemma, besides having seen a live bed bug in my home, is that I have no idea whether the bed bug was male or female. I don’t know whether I should just be grossed out or if I should join the Royal Navy.

Yes, I Still Have Bed Bugs

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

I see there’s been a bit of a debate as to whether or not I still have bed bugs in my apartment. To respond to one slightly rude anonymous commenter:

The answer to the question “do you have bedbugs?” isn’t yes and no. It’s yes. I’m sorry, but if what you describe is true, then yes, you still have bedbugs.

There’s been a reduction in the population in your apt. But you’re still finding live bedbugs. Only some of the ones you find are dead. You either have bedbugs or you don’t.

You’re still getting bitten. You probably don’t react anymore, but your girlfriend still reacts.

Since you’re doing regular deep cleaning anyway, try steam on all your furniture and home crevices. Get a decent steamer. Read Australia’s Code of Practices re: bedbugs. Deep steaming kills bedbugs.

Your blog’s been around for a while. It might give people the wrong impression that it’s acceptable to “live with bedbugs.” This has gone on so long, you guys have probably spread them to school, work, public transit etc.

I know this sounds harsh, but wake up!

To second anonymous: your goal should be eradicating the bugs from your home. Don’t settle for just getting bit less.-Anonymous commenter

Do I still have bed bugs? Yes. Is it a full-blown infestation? No. Even though it’s been over a year since I had a full-blown bed bug infestation, I’ve found the experience to be so traumatizing that I clean and inspect my home as I were waiting for another large infestation to appear. When most people say they have bed bugs, they pretty much mean a full-blown infestation where they only feel uncomfortable sleeping with all the lights on wearing socks and sweatpants and long-sleeved shirts. That’s also the mental image that I have when people tell me they have bed bugs.

Also, having this blog for so long is in no way a message that it is “acceptable” to live with bed bugs. This ignorant commenter obviously has never had bed bugs in their home, at least not for very long. Anyone who has ever had bed bugs will tell you that is a never ending ordeal and eradicating bed bugs is a long-term task that requires a significant amount of time, money and effort. If the commenter bothered to read the header at the top of the website, they will plainly see that Bugged Out was created to facilitate an online community for New Yorkers who are suffering or know someone who is suffering from bed bugs, not solely to chronicle my personal ordeal with bed bugs. I have no problem with non-New Yorkers or non-Americans relating their experiences, fears, tips, triumphs, etc., in regards to bed bugs. Perhaps I should create an FAQ page for people like the Australian commenter.

Anyone who thinks this blog or any bed bug blog that is as old as Bugged Out promotes the idea that it is acceptable to live with bed bugs is an idiot, and I suppose that includes the commenter who suggested such a ridiculous notion. I am by no means a bed bug advocate. It is not acceptable, ever, to live with bed bugs. When I say I live with bed bugs, I do not mean humans and bed bugs should live in peace and harmony. When I say I live with bed bugs, it is to me, like saying “I live with HIV or cancer”. I do see bed bugs as a communicable disease that affects millions, and the only difference between living with bed bugs and living with HIV or cancer is that with cancer, at least you get sympathy. Is it acceptable to live with cancer? Of course not.

“Since you’re doing regular deep cleaning anyway, try steam on all your furniture and home crevices. Get a decent steamer. Read Australia’s Code of Practices re: bedbugs. Deep steaming kills bedbugs.”-Anonymous commenter

Since the commenter seems to be quoting from Australia’s Code of Practices (I thought you Australians spell it as “practise”, or is that just the British?) I’m guessing they are from Australia. Perhaps the American use of passive-sounding language (i.e., “living with cancer” as opposed to “suffering from cancer”) is confusing to foreigners. Yes, I am suffering from bed bugs, but I am still living nonetheless. Funny how Americans employ such passive-sounding language when you consider how warlike our government is. Perhaps like most non-Americans, the commenter thinks all Americans are outrageously wealthy. Yanks, when we’re not gun-slinging and adjusting our cowboy hats, actually do make ourselves aware of the power of steam cleaners. I just can’t afford one. I don’t even own a vacuum cleaner.

As for spreading bed bugs around to work, school, etc., I am happy to say that this is no longer true for me. One of the other reasons I said yes and no as to whether or not I still have bed bugs is that I no longer spread them wherever I go. I know it sounds impossible, but I’ve always conducted a thorough inspection of my backpack before going out, always finding one or two bed bugs hiding under a flap or something, but in the last few months my inspections of my clothes, jacket and backpack have shown nothing.

What’s more, M and I have been apartment-sitting my future mother-in-law’s home for a few weeks last month. If I was spreading bed bugs, I would’ve seen one there after a few weeks. We’re talking about a species of insect that can breed a few generations within one week. The absence of bed bugs in her home after four weeks, to myself and any other rationally-thinking human being, is clear evidence that I am no longer spreading any bed bugs from my home. M’s mother is back home and she can be somewhat critical of me (and everyone else), so I’m sure if she finds any bed bugs, she’ll have no problem letting me know. The fact that I don’t seem to be spreading bed bugs anymore is another reason I said yes and no as to whether or not I still have bed bugs.

So do I have bed bugs? Yes. Am I still experiencing the typical symptoms that almost all people suffering from bed bugs endure? No. I thought I made that clear in my last post. Please don’t take my little backlash as hostility towards Australians or any other nationality, for that matter, but rather my response to a single, anonymous and ignorant comment .

Do I Still Have Bed Bugs?

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

I felt the urge to respond to this anonymous commenter who inquired:

Hey, are you actually living with bed bugs? I mean, are you doing anything to keep them from, like, taking over your place ’cause I read that they multiply very quickly. And, what about you and M’s body and face? Don’t you guys get a lotta bites from these suckers?

Respond when you can. Thanks

Well, anonymous commenter,

First off, thanks for keeping up with the ongoing saga between M and I. To be honest I’ve been deliberately vague about the actual current status of our bed bug situation, mostly because more and more people are becoming aware of this blog, and my other blog in which I am not so anonymous. What’s more, M also has her own blog in an effort to promote her cooking career and we’re being invited to more and more public events, and quite frankly, I don’t want anyone to think we’re cooking with bed bugs in the food or our home is overrun with bed bugs or we’re walking around with some whacky “bed bug disease”. You’d be surprised how many people still think that bed bugs carry disease.

To answer your question, do we actually have bed bugs? Yes and no. We still have them, but we’re not actually suffering from them anymore, and we’ve kept them under control. We see maybe two or three bed bugs a month, and rarely are they still alive. I don’t get bitten anymore, but M does, which makes me believe that females are more susceptible than males to bed bugs. Even then, the bites are just as rare as bed bug sightings.

But this peaceful scenario did not occur overnight. Yes, my apartment was once overrun with bed bugs, to the point where I was sleeping on the floor with the lights on and hatchlings were being born by the thousands only inches from my sleeping head. To wake up in the middle of the night and the first thing you see is scores and scores of tiny brown bed bug eggs and babies just inches from your retina is worse than any nightmare you’ve ever had. It’s an image you never really forget, and I always remind myself of that image whenever I feel like slacking off from keeping my home clean.

I had a lot of wooden furniture, which served as the perfect haven for colonies upon colonies of bed bugs. I’ve had to throw out almost all of my furniture and replace it with plastic and steel furniture, which was not easy since I was broke and had to spend a few months in a relatively empty living space until new non-wooden furniture entered my home piece by piece. In short, I had to go through a dramatic lifestyle change in order to rid my home of bed bugs. And even then, the eradication is never 100%. No exterminator can guarantee 100% bed bug annihilation, which didn’t matter to me anyway since I couldn’t afford one. Most exterminators highly recommend their bed bug-infested clientele take the same drastic steps I’ve taken. Also, I don’t like the idea of unknown chemicals (especially industrial-strength chemicals which are illegal for non-exterminators to purchase) being sprayed in a space in which I eat and sleep.

As I’ve discussed before, I use an eco-friendly approach to killing roaches (because roach sprays and foggers causes bed bugs to scatter and hide, making it harder to kill them all) and I advise people to do the same with bed bugs. The most eco-friendly method I’ve found of getting rid of bed bugs is to simply get rid of your wooden furniture (if you have a full-blown infestation, chances are good that you will find small colonies of bed bugs already living in your furniture). The other step is to replace that wooden furniture with furniture made of plastic or metal. The other step is to adopt a lifestyle of serious routine cleaning. I mean, cleaning your home has to become like a religion for you if you want to get rid of bed bugs. That includes clutter. Throw away any old newspapers or magazines you may have lying around. Store your books in plastic food containers. It may look weird to have shelves full of books sealed in Tupperware but a full-blown bed bug infestation and a body full of bug bites look even worse. M and I have a financial goal of making enough money that we can someday hire someone to do all the routine cleaning.

Everyone tells me to tell my landlord to take care of the problem or to call 311 or to sue my landlord, but this is wayyyy easier said than done, especially when the assholes giving me all this helpful advice don’t actually have to do any of this themselves. As I had discussed in earlier posts, holding landlords responsible for a bed bug infestation can be tricky, and if the landlord has a lawyer and you don’t (which is my case) they can convince the city that not only are they not responsible for your infestation, but that you may be held liable for introducing bed bugs onto the property. It’s also difficult to expect the government to do anything about a bed bug infestation because bed bugs do not carry disease and therefore do not pose any kind of public health threat. However, you can argue that a bed bug infestation and their biting can cause mental anguish, but this is obviously much harder to prove than a physical injury.
I simply don’t have the time or money to travel to and from court over and over, fill out forms, take photos of my apartment, etc. What’s more, the landlord may retaliate by trying to find you in violation of your lease. And in New York City, the hometown of over-regulation, some leases have so many terms most tenants are unknowingly in violation of them in some tiny superficial way.

As for multiplying quickly, bed bugs can lay about 500 eggs in their lifetime. And those 500 bed bugs, upon reaching adulthood can each lay their own 500 eggs. So yeah, they can multiply quickly in a very short time.

I hope I answered your questions. For more details on my personal bed bug experience, I suggest you browse the rest of this blog.

Later.

On the Bright Side of Bed Bugs, Part 2

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

I found another reason to be happy to live with bedbugs. At least they’re not the Chagas, a South American insect whose bites induce a parasitic infection which feeds on the host’s heart muscle and intestines and kills 50,000 people every year. According to the Times Colonist in western Canada, the infection caused by a bite from a Chagas, also known as the “blood-sucking assassin” can also be transmitted from one human to another via blood transfusion. The symptoms take 10 to 20 years to develop and are usually fatal.

Did I also mention that they can fly?

So be happy that bed bugs is all you have, because there is a far greater menace out there that make bed bugs seem like Girl Scouts in comparison.

Bed Bug Haikus, Part Two

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

I’ve only received seven bed bug haikus thus far and was waiting, waiting, waiting for the tenth so I could post my next barrage of haikus. Then I thought, what the hell, seven is good enough. For those first-time visitors, I wrote ten bed bug-related haikus about a month ago and promised to release my next ten provided that I receive ten bed bug haikus from visitors dropping comments. I’ve decided to ignore my old promise and put up my best eight bed bug haikus anyway.

But before I release my own poetry, I’d like to share with everyone the very amusing and creative bed bug haikus that are too good to not share. Unfortunately, the poster was anonymous and the poems were submitted within several different comments , so I have no way of knowing if these seven haikus were written by one anonymous poster or several. In any case, here they are…

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Bugs have given me
Obsessive Compulsive Order
Mess harbors vampires

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Bugs! I have become:
Carpenter, maid, repairman,
Entomologist

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When I find a bug
I tape it to white paper
My only revenge

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My cat has become
Both best friend and enemy
Potential bug bus

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My feet are so cold
But the alternative’s worse
Socks could carry eggs

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My clothes are in bags
My dignity is missing
Where did my pants go?

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Red welts on my skin
Either stress hives or bed bugs
I think a mixture

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and, without further ado, are my ten haikus.

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Exterminators
$400 a room
My kidney’s for sale

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Bed Bugs?!? Why me, God?
Oh yeah, I forgot
That thing I did with donkeys

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Bed bugs in New York
Pay no rent and eat for free!
Freeloading assholes

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Unwelcome bed bugs
Go back to 1950
Nobody likes you

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My blood is too sweet
I should cut down on Starbucks
That’s why they bite me

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Spray here and spray there
Wash your clothes and scratch your legs
I sure miss roaches

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The next guy who says
“Hey, don’t let the bed bugs bite!”
I will throw rocks at

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Through pain springs forth art
Bug bites replace my bed frame
Bed bugs are my muse

Enjoy!

Bed Bug Haikus, Part One

Monday, September 10th, 2007
Some of you may not know that I am a writer. In addition to the blogging, I worked for a few years as a reporter and editor. I’ve done some unpublished fiction and am currently writing a book. I thought about how art develops through suffering and emotion and loss, three things I’ve encountered since I first saw bed bugs in my room.

Long story short, I sat down and began writing bed bug haikus. For those unfamiliar with the term, haiku is a Japanese form of nonrhyming poetry. The first line contains five syllables, the second line contains seven and the final line contains five. There are a few variations to this rule but 5, 7, and 5 are the standard. Without further ado, I give you ten haikus I wrote in the last hour.

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My blood is their food

I itch yet they are not there

I miss my mattress

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“Don’t let bed bugs bite”

Much easier said than done

Bring back DDT

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Please, legalize it

DDT, I mean. Not weed

No, wait…yes to both

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I live with bed bugs

If you can call it living

Ow, my arm itches

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Are bed bugs a dream

For minimalist people?

Bare rooms confuse bugs

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Die, Rachel Carson!

Say, now that she’s dead, can we

Bring back DDT?

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I live with bed bugs

I sleep on an air mattress

You come here often?

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It’s hard to get laid

With bug bites on your body

They look like herpes

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Comment on Bugged Out

If you don’t do so tonight

More bed bugs will bite

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My bedroom is bare

These bed bugs are everywhere

Do you even care?

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After I wrote these I thought, why should I have all the fun? If these goofy haikus inspired you in any way to write your own bed bug-related haiku, please do so in lieu of a comment on this post. If you have writer’s block, just remember your little buddies waiting at home for you to come back to bed! Remember the pain and suffering! The itching! The humiliation! The stigma! Oh, the humanity!

I’ve actually written ten more, but you won’t see them until I see at least ten haikus from my dear, dear readers. They must be bed bug-related. If you need any more inspiration, peruse the many many posts here on Bugged Out.

Note: Non-haiku poetry also accepted.

The Battle Continues…

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

M recently found a tiny cluster of bed bugs in a black plastic bag that had fallen into a space between my solid wood armoire.

Three weeks ago we already got5 rid of a very nice wooden dresser because we found bed bugs living upside down in the underbelly of the dresser’s drawers themselves. This week we determined that our other wooden dresser needs to go as well, as we have spotted bed bugs crawling in and around the dresser.

Our solution? Plastic dressers. We already purchased a three-draw plastic dresser for about $30 at BJ’s Wholesale Club, but because they are smaller than the two wooden ones we need two more to replace the old dressers. Currently, our washed clothes are lying in stacks on the living room coffee table because there is literally no place to put them away in our bedroom.

The clusters of bugs we found in the dressers were tiny, and could hardly be compared to the teeming colonies I discovered more than a year ago and chose to throw out my mattress, bed and headboard. But I learned my lesson: take care of a small problem before it grows into a bigger one. Perhaps if I had followed that advice a year ago, I might still have my bed furniture today.

So continues the war between bed bugs and the urban dwellers seeking to drive them out of their home.

Until next time…

White (Wo)Man’s Burden?

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Sorry I haven’t blogged in a while, finals and two days in the hospital will do that to ya…

But I’ve been itching to address a topic that has been on my mind for a while. It is my belief that white people (or people with fairer skin) have more severe reactions to bed bug bites than people with darker skin. Example?

M is very light-skinned, and almost all of her ancestors came from Europe, causing her to be occasionally mistaken for someone of Northern European descent, even though her mother is Sicilian and her father is Puerto Rican. We had a tiny re-emergence of bed bugs in the last two weeks, and her bites are more profound (redder, more protruding) than mine.

Also, remember the news reports of all those European tourists who stayed at those fancy Manhattan hotels and sued them because they were bitten by bed bugs? I remember seeing that report on Dateline NBC, and the footage of the tourists’ white thighs, literally riddled with ugly red bites. I mean, they looked like they had a disease!

I’ve never had such a bad reaction to bed bug bites. Not as bad as M and defintely not as bad as those European tourists. Like almost all other persons of Puerto Rican heritage, I have black, white and Native American ancestors, which contribute to my light tan complexion. While I have suffered from bed bug bites, the physical reaction my skin gives to the bites have never been as bad as anything I’ve seen on M’s body.

The other example is my neighbor, who is a dark-skinned Jamaican. He had an infestation in his apartment and complained of the constant itching, but the bite marks he’s shown me on his arms are almost invisible.

I understand that a few examples do not equal legitimate research. But I wonder if there is a connection between one’s level of melanin (skin pigment) in their body and how bad a reaction their skin gives to a bed bug bite. Could melanin cause a person to have an increased indifference or even an imunity to bed bug bites? I think it’s a question worth researching.

Later