I didn’t know what to blog about this week and I had a bit of a creative streak, so I churned out some more bed bug haikus.
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R wants a task force
But her pleas fall on deaf ears
Bloomberg’s bed bug-free
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R wants a task force
Can we trust the government?
Ask the Indians
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M, a bug and me
Not very sexy
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Caitlin’s M.I.A.
Her bed bugs, long time no see
They are just hiding
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Bed bugs in college?
Students with bites and huge debts?
Stay home; get a job
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Renee still insists
On City bed bug task force
But pols do nothing
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Hey, nobugsonme!
Hablo espanol tambien!
Bed bugs just speak bite.
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For bed bug orgies
Poor Brooklyn is Ground Zero
Thank God I’m in Queens
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Exterminators
$300 a room
Go out and turn tricks
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Exterminators
$300 a room
Time to sell cocaine
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$300
For bed bug control
Where is price control?
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Let’s get together
Start our own bed bug task force
Cuz’ Council does zilch
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Bugs on your mattress
Bites all over your body
Which wrist to slash first?
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Just pick up your phone
Tell 311 bed bug woes
Who promptly do zilch
Feel free to share your own bed bug haikus. Remember, the first line is 5 syllables, the second line is 7 syllables and the third line is 5 syllables! Have fun!